Blog Schmog

One of the greatest things about my current socio-economic position is that I have a certain kind of freedom to indulge in zany behavior.  Needless to say, I troll the hell out of craigslist and Time Out: New York looking for amazing and free/cheap things to do, especially since most of my social events have been catching up with old friends after travelling the world for 2 years.

So, a couple of days ago, I found an ad on craigslist for a Free Coffee Tasting event similar to this.  Only, it just said something about information session and free coffee tasting.  I assumed they were going to get me to buy coffee, which would have been alright with me.  I <3 coffee.

So, L-Boogie, LA and I went today.  It was kinda sketch because it was being hosted in the staff room of a Real Estate office.  It was a Pyramid Scheme!  (Not a particularly bad one, either, but I’m not in the market for slinging instant coffee as I don’t have friends or a place wherein I could hustle.) 

Anyway, as soon as there was an appropriate pause in the informational videos — I grabbed one off of YouTube for you guys — I mentioned something about having to relieve my babysitter, left my information, saying I would be interested in selling this at PTA meetings, and PEACED OUT.

I guess the most exciting part was about creating this life as a single mom with a one-year old named Stella, turning red while discussing how I’m scamming on my brother’s Marine buddies for a husband. 

Yes, that’s what I did with my Saturday.