One of the greatest things about my current socio-economic position is that I have a certain kind of freedom to indulge in zany behavior. Needless to say, I troll the hell out of craigslist and Time Out: New York looking for amazing and free/cheap things to do, especially since most of my social events have been catching up with old friends after travelling the world for 2 years.
So, a couple of days ago, I found an ad on craigslist for a Free Coffee Tasting event similar to this. Only, it just said something about information session and free coffee tasting. I assumed they were going to get me to buy coffee, which would have been alright with me. I <3 coffee.
So, L-Boogie, LA and I went today. It was kinda sketch because it was being hosted in the staff room of a Real Estate office. It was a Pyramid Scheme! (Not a particularly bad one, either, but I’m not in the market for slinging instant coffee as I don’t have friends or a place wherein I could hustle.)
Anyway, as soon as there was an appropriate pause in the informational videos — I grabbed one off of YouTube for you guys — I mentioned something about having to relieve my babysitter, left my information, saying I would be interested in selling this at PTA meetings, and PEACED OUT.
I guess the most exciting part was about creating this life as a single mom with a one-year old named Stella, turning red while discussing how I’m scamming on my brother’s Marine buddies for a husband.
Yes, that’s what I did with my Saturday.
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